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I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay
Author: Isaac Newton

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
Author: A. A. Milne

I do the very best I can to look upon life with optimism and hope and looking forward to a better day, but I don't think there is anything such as complete happiness. It pains me that there is still a lot of Klan activity and racism. I think when you say
Author: Rosa Parks

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
Author: Jules Renard

I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
Author: Howard Dietz

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song.
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Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.
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Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
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Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
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