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He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
Author: Unknown

He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Author: Chinese Proverb

He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
Author: Lao-tzu

He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.
Author: Francois de La Rochefoucauld

What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
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What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron.
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A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which one judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes