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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world.
Author: Peter Ustinov

I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight.
Author: Robin Green

I write because I'm afraid to say some things out loud.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
Author: John Steinbeck

If a `religion' is defined to be a system of ideas that contains unprovable statements, then Godel taught us that mathematics is not only a religion, it is the only religion that can prove itself to be one.
Author: John D. Barrow

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."
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What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well! Do you know what a pig is?" "Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
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Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's lights.
This is the joke from a category: Political jokes

Democrats' favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrat's favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." Republican's favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas." Young Republicans' favorite Christmas carol is "White Christmas."
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