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God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to guard and defend it.
Author: Daniel Webster

God helps those who help themselves.
Author: Anonymous

God is dead.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Author: Jacques Deval

God pays, but not weekly wages.
Author: Polish Proverb

What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !
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Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !
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What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
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