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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Author: Jackie Mason

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
Author: Plato

I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear.
Author: Rosa Parks

I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.
Author: Kahlil Gibran

I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.
Author: Dan Quayle

When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
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Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes