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Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Author: Anonymous

Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
Author: Unknown

Good men must be affectionate men.
Author: Samuel Richardson

Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles.
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How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.
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What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
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Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King.
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I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
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