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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
Author: Clarence Darrow

Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
Author: Philip Guedalla

Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.
Author: Ralph Charell

Bad mind, bad heart. (Mals Mens, Malus Animus)
Author: Anacharsis Cloots

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
Author: Mark Twain

Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.
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Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."
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Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
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Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.
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Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.
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