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Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Author: James Thorpe

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
Author: Spanish Proverb

How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names.
Author: Alice Walker

How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Author: William Shakespeare

Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses.
Author: Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.
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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.
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