Best quotes to send by SMS

He that is not with me is against me.
Author: Bible
He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
Author: Benjamin Franklin
He that promises most will perform least.
Author: Gaelic Proverb
He that would be a leader must be a bridge.
Author: Welsh Proverb
He was a genius - that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without obvious effort something that most people cannot do by the uttermost exertion of their abilities.
Author: Robertson Davies
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caitlin
!
Caitlin who ?
Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them
!
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Camila
!
Camila who ?
Camila minute !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Canoe
!
Canoe who ?
Canoe come out and play with me ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Caroline
!
Caroline who ?
Caroline of rope with you !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cartoon
!
Cartoon who ?
Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes