Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible He that is not with me is against me.
Author: Bible

Benjamin Franklin He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Gaelic Proverb He that promises most will perform least.
Author: Gaelic Proverb

Welsh Proverb He that would be a leader must be a bridge.
Author: Welsh Proverb

Robertson Davies He was a genius - that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without obvious effort something that most people cannot do by the uttermost exertion of their abilities.
Author: Robertson Davies

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight, I'm wearing them !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Camila ! Camila who ? Camila minute !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ? Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat !
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