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Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.
Author: Tom Hopkins

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.
Author: St. Francis Xavier

Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
Author: English Proverb

Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.
Author: Irma Kurtz

Who is the bees favourite pop group ? The bee gees !
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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !
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Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !
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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !
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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !
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