Best quotes to send by SMS

Has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war?
Author: Hermocrates of Syracuse
Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
Author: Homer
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Author: Confucius
Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again.
Author: Rosa Parks
Having a dream is what keeps you alive. Overcoming the challenges make life worth living.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Andy
!
Andy who ?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ann
!
Ann who ?
Ann-onymous !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta
!
Annetta who ?
Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus
!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anthony
!
Anthony who !
Anthony you want !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aramis
!
Aramis who ?
Aramis'tery !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes