Best quotes to send by SMS
Hermocrates of Syracuse Has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war?
Author: Hermocrates of Syracuse

Homer Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
Author: Homer

Confucius Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Author: Confucius

Rosa Parks Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again.
Author: Rosa Parks

Mary Tyler Moore Having a dream is what keeps you alive. Overcoming the challenges make life worth living.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aramis ! Aramis who ? Aramis'tery !
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