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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Jane Wagner

I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie

I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter

I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates

Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
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Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
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A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers. "Does that mean I'm medically exempt?" he asked. "No," answered the doctor. "M.E. stands for Middle East. Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can certainly ride a camel."
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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes