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God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.
Author: George W. Bush

God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
Author: Kahlil Gibran

God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.
Author: Reinhold Niebuhr

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
Author: Jimmy Demaret

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh

What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !
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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !
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Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
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Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
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