Best quotes to send by SMS
John Quincy Adams Duty is ours, results are God's.
Author: John Quincy Adams

Arapaho Proverb Each bird loves to hear himself sing.
Author: Arapaho Proverb

Chinese Proverb Each generation will reap what the former generation has sown.
Author: Chinese Proverb

William Baziotes Each painting has its own way of evolving...When the painting is finished, the subject reaveals itself.
Author: William Baziotes

Henry Kissinger Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
Author: Henry Kissinger

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!
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Doctor and nurse jokes The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr. Jenkins," the nurse practitioner warned, "you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt." The old man shrugged, "If she dies, she dies."
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !
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