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Behold, now is the accepted time,
Author: Bible

Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.
Author: Hans Christian Andersen

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy
Author: Norman Vincent Peale

Berlin is the testicle of the West. When I want the West to scream, I squeeze on Berlin.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

Better be ill spoken of by one before all than by all before one.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes