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Designing your product for monetization first, and people second will probably leave you with neither.
Author: Tara Hunt

Despise not any man, and do not spurn anything; for there is no man who has not his hour, nor is there anything that has not its place.
Author: Ben Azai

Desultory reading is delightful, but to be beneficial, our reading must be carefully directed.
Author: Seneca

Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of expression.
Author: Amos Bronson Alcott

Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.
Author: J. K. Rowling

What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
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What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.
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What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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What are the two greatest lies? "The check is in the mail," and "I promise I won't cum in your mouth."
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