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Dare to be naive.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Datings like going on a job interview. You dont know if youll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.
Author: Waiter Rant

Death comes to all But great achievements raise a monument Which shall endure until the sun grows old.
Author: George Fabricius

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.
Author: A. Sachs

Death is the enemy. I spent 10 years of my life singlemindedly studying, practicing, fighting hand to hand in close quarters to defeat the enemy, to send him back bloodied and humble and I am not going to roll over and surrender.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf." The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I can't find any at all." The librarian replied, "Yes, it's awful. They never bring 'em back!"
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered. "Well, I guess, 'You will be missed."' Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her exact words: "I guess you will be missed."
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Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist.
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes