Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
Author: Peter McWilliams

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.
Author: Phillip Lopate

I think the world is run by 'C' students.
Author: Al McGuire

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, caddy. It looks far too old." Caddy: "It's a long time since we started, sir."
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
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What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
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If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
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