I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
Author: Agatha Christie

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Author: George Burns

There's always something to write about. If there's not then you need to live life more aggressively.
Author: Min Kim

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Author: David Letterman

I can't think of anything to write about except families. They are a metaphor for every other part of society.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
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Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
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What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !
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