I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American.
Author: Daniel Webster

Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
Author: Bible

I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
Author: Agatha Christie

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
Author: George Burns

There's always something to write about. If there's not then you need to live life more aggressively.
Author: Min Kim

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !
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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
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Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?
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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
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