There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.
Author: Sir Thomas Browne

Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Author: William Langland

I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American.
Author: Daniel Webster

Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
Author: Bible

The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "you take over, beginning with 11." "11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Fred. "What kind of counting is that'?" asked the teacher "Who's counting'?" replied Fred. "I'm calling signals."
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !
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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
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Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
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