Things do not change; we change.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
Author: Anne Frank

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Author: Herb Caen

This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men.
Author: Captain J. A. Hadfield

Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!
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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!
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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!
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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
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