There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.
Author: Henry Bromel

There's no correlation between creativity and equipment ownership. None. Zilch. Nada. Actually, as the artist gets more into his thing, and as he gets more successful, his number of tools tends to go down. He knows what works for him. Expending mental ene
Author: Hugh Macleod

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Author: Solomon Short

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !
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Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
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What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
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What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !
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