Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Author: Iris Murdoch

There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
Author: Nat Burton

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Author: Calvin Trillin

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.
Author: Henry Bromel

Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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