There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so sure established, which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.
Author: Book of Common Prayer

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Author: Iris Murdoch

There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
Author: Nat Burton

Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Author: Calvin Trillin

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
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Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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