Best quotes to send by SMS
Book of Common Prayer There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so sure established, which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.
Author: Book of Common Prayer

Iris Murdoch Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.
Author: Iris Murdoch

Nat Burton There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover, Tomorrow, just you wait and see.
Author: Nat Burton

Calvin Trillin Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Author: Calvin Trillin

Jeff Foxworthy There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
Author: Jeff Foxworthy

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !
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School jokes Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
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School jokes Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
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School jokes Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
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School jokes Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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