Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

The old ways are dead. And you need people around you who concur. That means hanging out more with the creative people, the freaks, the real visionaries, than you're already doing. Thinking more about what their needs are, and responding accordingly. Avo
Author: Hugh Macleod

The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
Author: David Brinkley

The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of others.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.
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Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
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Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
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Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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