Best quotes to send by SMS
Geoffrey Chaucer There's never a new fashion but it's old.
Author: Geoffrey Chaucer

Rudyard Kipling There's no jealousy in the grave.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Aldous Huxley Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Franklin P. Jones One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

George Washington Carver Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
Author: George Washington Carver

The best jokes to send by SMS
Snake jokes Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
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Snake jokes What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
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Snake jokes What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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Snake jokes What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
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Snake jokes What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
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