There's never a new fashion but it's old.
Author: Geoffrey Chaucer

There's no jealousy in the grave.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Author: Aldous Huxley

One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
Author: George Washington Carver

Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes