Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the open window and summoning in from the gloom outside the spirits of the nether world.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

George Herbert There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
Author: George Herbert

Emily Dickinson There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons-- That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes--
Author: Emily Dickinson

Oscar Levant There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Author: Oscar Levant

Cullen Hightower There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Author: Cullen Hightower

The best jokes to send by SMS
School jokes Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !
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School jokes Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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School jokes Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
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School jokes Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !
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School jokes Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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