There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the open window and summoning in from the gloom outside the spirits of the nether world.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
Author: George Herbert

There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons-- That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes--
Author: Emily Dickinson

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Author: Oscar Levant

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !
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Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
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Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !
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Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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