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My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.
Author: William Shakespeare

My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as importan
Author: Helen Hayes

My music is best understood by children and animals.
Author: Igor Stravinsky

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
Author: Errol Flynn

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes