Best quotes to send by SMS
Edwin Teale For man, autumn is a time of harvest, of gathering together. For nature, it is a time of sowing, of scattering abroad.
Author: Edwin Teale

Gloria Borger For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
Author: Gloria Borger

Bible For now we see through a glass, darkly.
Author: Bible

Bible For riches certainly make themselves wings.
Author: Bible

Bible For the children of this world are in their generation wiser than the children of light.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
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Fishing jokes How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!
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Fishing jokes What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!
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Fishing jokes How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
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Fishing jokes Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
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