Best quotes to send by SMS

For man, autumn is a time of harvest, of gathering together.
For nature, it is a time of sowing, of scattering abroad.
Author: Edwin Teale
For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
Author: Gloria Borger
For now we see through a glass, darkly.
Author: Bible
For riches certainly make themselves wings.
Author: Bible
For the children of this world are in their generation wiser than the children of light.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Where are most fish found ?
Between the
head and the tail !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
How did the fish's tail get stuck in
the
anchor chain?
It was just a fluke!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What kind of a fish does
your Parrot sit
on?
A Perch!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
How do the fish get to school ?
By octobus
!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes