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John Kenneth Galbraith Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

G. M. Trevelyan Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
Author: G. M. Trevelyan

Norman Douglas Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
Author: Norman Douglas

B. F. Skinner Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
Author: B. F. Skinner

Malcolm Forbes Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Author: Malcolm Forbes

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Dog jokes What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"
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Dog jokes Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
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Dog jokes What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
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Dog jokes What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Dog jokes What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
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