Best quotes to send by SMS

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
Author: G. M. Trevelyan
Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.
Author: Norman Douglas
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
Author: B. F. Skinner
Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
Author: Malcolm Forbes
The best jokes to send by SMS

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate
Lassie?
"Well, doggone !"
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He
was trying to make both ends meet !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus
?
He stole the show !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas
and
a warm dog ?
Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just
pants!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a
hyena ?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes