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Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
Author: Christopher Morley

Chew before you swallow.
Author: George W. Bush

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Author: Peter Ustinov

Children speak in the field what they hear in the house.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Circumstances rule men and not men rule circumstances.
Author: Euripides

Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this?" asked one student indignantly. "What's it taste like?" asked the cook." "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie the plum pie tastes like soap."
This is the joke from a category: College jokes

Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes