Best quotes to send by SMS

Fortune is a giver and a taker.
Author: Polish Proverb
Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger
constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,
garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment,
not working with the eye without the ear,
and but in purged judgement trusting neither?
Such and so finely bolted
Author: William Shakespeare
Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.
Author: Cicero
Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
Author: Ronald Reagan
Friends are born, not made.
Author: Henry Adams
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
He was un
hoppy !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What do you get if cross a science fiction film
with a toad ?
Star Warts !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What do toads drink ?
Croaka-cola !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What's a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops
!
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he
croaks if you even touch him !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes