Best quotes to send by SMS
Polish Proverb Fortune is a giver and a taker.
Author: Polish Proverb

William Shakespeare Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood, garnish'd and deck'd in modest compliment, not working with the eye without the ear, and but in purged judgement trusting neither? Such and so finely bolted
Author: William Shakespeare

Cicero Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.
Author: Cicero

Ronald Reagan Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Henry Adams Friends are born, not made.
Author: Henry Adams

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy !
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Frog jokes What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !
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Frog jokes What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !
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Frog jokes What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
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Frog jokes Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
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