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Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.
Author: Shakti Gawain

Every woman knows all about everything.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Everybody is too busy with their own lives to give a damn about your book, painting, screenplay etc, especially if you haven't sold it yet. And the ones that aren't, you don't want in your life anyway.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.
Author: Jimmy Wales

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.
Author: Erica Jong

How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes