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Coersion, after all, merely captures man. Freedom captivates him.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Come not within the measure of my wrath.
Author: William Shakespeare

Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Author: Fred Allen

Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
Author: Will Rogers

Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.
Author: Lynn Johnston

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!
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What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
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