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Don't aim at success - the more you aim at it and make it a target, the more you are going to miss it. For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue... as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a course greater than one
Author: Viktor Frankl

Don't be discouraged by a failure. It can be a positive experience. Failure is, in a sense, the highway to success, inasmuch as every discovery of what is false leads us to seek earnestly after what is true, and every fresh experience points out some form
Author: John Keats

Don't break your shin on a stool that is not in your way.
Author: Irish Proverb

Don't discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose; if you belittle yourself, you are believed; if you praise yourself, you are disbelieved.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Don't fall before you're pushed.
Author: English Proverb

Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough.
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Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
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