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He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit.
Author: Sir Walter Scott

He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Author: Bible

He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know 't, and he's not robb'd at all.
Author: William Shakespeare

He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter.
Author: Dr. Isaac Barrow

He that seeks trouble never misses.
Author: French Proverb

Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?
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And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.
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Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.
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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.
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"What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."
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