Best Cell Phones

Don't reserve your best behavior for special occasions. You can't have two sets of manners, two social codes - one for those you admire and want to impress, another for those whom you consider unimportant. You must be the same to all people.
Author: Lillian Eichler Watson

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Author: George Burns

Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drives into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
Author: Philip K. Dick

Don't worry about a thing, 'cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Author: Bob Marley

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!
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Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!
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