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Call no man foe, but never love a stranger.
Author: Stella Benson

Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth?
Author: Bible

Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you.
Author: Harry S Truman

Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.
Author: Henry James

Cease, every joy, to glimmer on my mind, But leave---oh! leave the light of Hope behind.
Author: Thomas Campbell

Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.
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Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
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Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.
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