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For the fashion of this world passeth away,
Author: Bible

For the poor always ye have with you.
Author: Bible

For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.
Author: Aristotle

For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
Author: William Shakespeare

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.
Author: Nelson Mandela

"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
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What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
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Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
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Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
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