Best quotes to send by SMS

Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in.
Author: Joshua Schachter
Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley
Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up. That he has to leave the nest, the security, and go out to do battle. He has to lose everything that is lovely and fight
Author: Helen Hayes
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Author: Russel Lynes
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
Author: Voltaire
The best jokes to send by SMS

What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What's pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easter Bunana!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his
head in the fan?
It took ears off his life!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
How did the soggy
Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes