Best quotes to send by SMS
Joshua Schachter Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in.
Author: Joshua Schachter

Thomas H. Huxley Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Helen Hayes Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up. That he has to leave the nest, the security, and go out to do battle. He has to lose everything that is lovely and fight
Author: Helen Hayes

Russel Lynes Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
Author: Russel Lynes

Voltaire Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
Author: Voltaire

The best jokes to send by SMS
Easter jokes What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
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Easter jokes What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
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Easter jokes What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
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Easter jokes What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

Easter jokes How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
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