Best quotes to send by SMS
Spanish Proverb Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Author: Spanish Proverb

Johnny Carson Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Author: Johnny Carson

Niels Bohr Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Author: Niels Bohr

Publilius Syrus Never find your delight in another's misfortune.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Stephen Leacock I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Author: Stephen Leacock

The best jokes to send by SMS
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