Best quotes to send by SMS

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Author: Spanish Proverb
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Author: Johnny Carson
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Author: Niels Bohr
Never find your delight in another's misfortune.
Author: Publilius Syrus
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Author: Stephen Leacock
The best jokes to send by SMS

Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
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Army Jokes by Major Laugh
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The Greatest
Party by Maud D.
Merrier
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Peek-a-Boo! by
I. C. Hugh
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The
Art of Button-collecting by
Zipporah Broaken
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