Best Cell Phones

Every mile is two in winter.
Author: George Herbert

Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Every quotation contributes something to the stability or enlargement of the language.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Every time we liberate a woman, we liberate a man.
Author: Margaret Mead

What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes