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Control thy passions, lest they take vengeance on thee.
Author: Epictetus

Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
Author: Harriet Van Horne

Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to lose what makes life worth having.
Author: Juvenal

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
Author: Eddie Rickenbacker

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Author: Mark Twain

Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.
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Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the door!
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes

Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ? Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !
This is the joke from a category: Criminal jokes