Best Cell Phones

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
Author: Millicent Fenwick

Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Author: Mario Puzo

Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Never have children, only grandchildren.
Author: Gore Vidal

Never judge a book by its movie.
Author: J. W. Eagan

End of the Week by Gladys Friday
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The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic
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Horror Stories by R. U. Scared
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Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget
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All Aboard! by Abel Seamann
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