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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Come unto these yellow sands, And then take hands: Courtsied when you have, and kiss'd The wild waves whist.
Author: William Shakespeare

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Author: Albert Einstein

Compassion is the basis of all morality.
Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
Author: Marcus Brigstocke

What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
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What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes