Best quotes to send by SMS
Walt Whitman If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred.
Author: Walt Whitman

George Eliot The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
Author: George Eliot

Stephen King The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
Author: Stephen King

Cyril Connolly Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Holly Lisle The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.
Author: Holly Lisle

The best jokes to send by SMS
Mouse jokes What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes Hickory hickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock The clock struck one But the rest got away with minor injuries
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Movie and TV jokes Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Movie and TV jokes Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes