Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.
Author: Marian Evans

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
Author: Confucius

If we fall, we don't need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again.
Author: Sharon Salzberg

The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration.
Author: Confucius

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
Author: F. Scott Fitzgerald

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
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Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
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Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.
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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes