The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
Author: Alex Levin

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Author: Japanese Proverb

The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Author: Heraclitus

Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.
Author: Thomas Fuller

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes