Best quotes to send by SMS
Abraham Lincoln People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

Alex Levin The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
Author: Alex Levin

George Bernard Shaw The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Japanese Proverb The reverse side also has a reverse side.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Heraclitus The road up and the road down is one and the same.
Author: Heraclitus

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein.
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Monster jokes What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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Monster jokes What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf
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Mouse jokes Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !
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